SEAGULL MANAGER

[Shootist Comitatus]

1. BLAMESTORMING
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

2. SEAGULL MANAGER
A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

3. ASSMOSIS
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

4. SALMON DAY
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

5. CUBE FARM
An office filled with cubicles.

6. PRAIRIE DOGGING
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

7. MOUSE POTATO
The online, wired generations answer to the couch potato.

8. SITCOMs
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.

9. STRESS PUPPY
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

10. SWIPEOUT
An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

[Toasty B]

[GriffWoody]

[Tomato Sandwich]

Do you right click to copy/paste from Facebook or use keyboard shortcuts?

[Shootist Comitatus]

Do you right click to copy/paste from Facebook or use keyboard shortcuts?

Does your cellmate read your butt crack tattoos right to left, or do they run top to bottom for him and his dyslexia?

[Tomato Sandwich]

Awfully specific there, Sweetheart. Drawing from personal experience? You still running Daddy's Ford dealership into bankruptcy?