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DawgNatty has entered the portal. I’m taking offers from other programs…
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And visiting Texas, LSU, Miami, Oregon and Indiana.    Currently looking for a contract in the $15-$17 dollar range with a bag of range balls included.  Don’t really care for Indiana…but, I hear they like old guys.      

Still listening to offers from UGA fans to stay.   It has been brought to my attention that UGA has the dumbest fanbase around.  (Which, is a huge concern considering how well I’ve fit in here over the years).    

Looking for big money boosters (like ToccoaDawg Esq) to step up.  

Please contact my agent:  Toasty@toasted.lol.
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Having lived Indiana adjacent for over 40 years you don't want anything to do with Flatsville
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(01-13-2026, 03:58 PM)Replying to Tomato Sandwich Having lived Indiana adjacent for over 40 years you don't want anything to do with Flatsville

Don’t go negative recruiting them!    I haven’t even gotten their offer yet!!   ?
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LOL

(01-13-2026, 04:00 PM)Replying to DawgNatty
(01-13-2026, 03:58 PM)Replying to Tomato Sandwich Having lived Indiana adjacent for over 40 years you don't want anything to do with Flatsville

Don’t go negative recruiting them!    I haven’t even gotten their offer yet!!   ?

It's illegal for gas stations and grocery stores in Indiana to sell cold beer. Enough said.
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(01-13-2026, 03:58 PM)Replying to Tomato Sandwich Having lived Indiana adjacent for over 40 years you don't want anything to do with Flatsville
Don't go back to Flatsville?

(01-13-2026, 03:46 PM)Replying to DawgNatty And visiting Texas, LSU, Miami, Oregon and Indiana.    Currently looking for a contract in the $15-$17 dollar range with a bag of range balls included.  Don’t really care for Indiana…but, I hear they like old guys.      

Still listening to offers from UGA fans to stay.   It has been brought to my attention that UGA has the dumbest fanbase around.  (Which, is a huge concern considering how well I’ve fit in here over the years).    

Looking for big money boosters (like ToccoaDawg Esq) to step up.  

Please contact my agent:  Toasty@toasted.lol.

I'm working on deal with Minnesota for you for free childcare
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(01-13-2026, 04:01 PM)Replying to Tomato Sandwich LOL

(01-13-2026, 04:00 PM)Replying to DawgNatty
(01-13-2026, 03:58 PM)Replying to Tomato Sandwich Having lived Indiana adjacent for over 40 years you don't want anything to do with Flatsville

Don’t go negative recruiting them!    I haven’t even gotten their offer yet!!   ?

It's illegal for gas stations and grocery stores in Indiana to sell cold beer. Enough said.

Might as well be communist China!   Next you’re gonna tell me they have strict gun laws.   ?
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#7
I can offer a lifetime supply of air for your tires courtesy of Discount Tire..maybe a hat too.
Cool
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(01-13-2026, 04:47 PM)Replying to McDonoughDawg I can offer a lifetime supply of air for your tires courtesy of Discount Tire..maybe a hat too.

That would make me a strong lean!!    Best offer I’ve heard.   

LSU was the front runner with two dead catfish.
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#9
Best I can do is …..6, and a complimentary toddy at the river house.
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(01-13-2026, 05:46 PM)Replying to ToccoaDog Best I can do is …..6, and a complimentary toddy at the river house.

I think I can recommit on that deal!!!
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(01-13-2026, 03:46 PM)Replying to DawgNatty And visiting Texas, LSU, Miami, Oregon and Indiana.    Currently looking for a contract in the $15-$17 dollar range with a bag of range balls included.  Don’t really care for Indiana…but, I hear they like old guys.      

Still listening to offers from UGA fans to stay.   It has been brought to my attention that UGA has the dumbest fanbase around.  (Which, is a huge concern considering how well I’ve fit in here over the years).    

Looking for big money boosters (like ToccoaDawg Esq) to step up.  

Please contact my agent:  Toasty@toasted.lol.

Shit like this is why I have grown disenchanted by HOTD. Just when you think another moron is a perfect fit for UGA Fanhood he starts looking for another bag (of range balls).
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(01-14-2026, 09:59 AM)Replying to FeralDawg
(01-13-2026, 03:46 PM)Replying to DawgNatty And visiting Texas, LSU, Miami, Oregon and Indiana.    Currently looking for a contract in the $15-$17 dollar range with a bag of range balls included.  Don’t really care for Indiana…but, I hear they like old guys.      

Still listening to offers from UGA fans to stay.   It has been brought to my attention that UGA has the dumbest fanbase around.  (Which, is a huge concern considering how well I’ve fit in here over the years).    

Looking for big money boosters (like ToccoaDawg Esq) to step up.  

Please contact my agent:  Toasty@toasted.lol.

Shit like this is why I have grown disenchanted by HOTD. Just when you think another moron is a perfect fit for UGA Fanhood he starts looking for another bag (of range balls).

Mater's camp is asking for a (dime) bag and a leaky hacky sack
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(01-14-2026, 09:59 AM)Replying to FeralDawg
(01-13-2026, 03:46 PM)Replying to DawgNatty And visiting Texas, LSU, Miami, Oregon and Indiana.    Currently looking for a contract in the $15-$17 dollar range with a bag of range balls included.  Don’t really care for Indiana…but, I hear they like old guys.      

Still listening to offers from UGA fans to stay.   It has been brought to my attention that UGA has the dumbest fanbase around.  (Which, is a huge concern considering how well I’ve fit in here over the years).    

Looking for big money boosters (like ToccoaDawg Esq) to step up.  

Please contact my agent:  Toasty@toasted.lol.

Shit like this is why I have grown disenchanted by HOTD. Just when you think another moron is a perfect fit for UGA Fanhood he starts looking for another bag (of range balls).

Hahahaha.  Didn’t mean to get your hackles up Feral.   I was messing with Hi Mac more than anything.
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#14
The UGA AD called and said they already gave you more bathrooms and got rid of the doo-doo ice. What more could you need?
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(01-14-2026, 04:46 PM)Replying to dncdawg The UGA AD called and said they already gave you more bathrooms and got rid of the doo-doo ice.  What more could you need?

Widening the hallways behind the south stands would be a good start!!
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(01-14-2026, 06:23 PM)Replying to DawgNatty
(01-14-2026, 04:46 PM)Replying to dncdawg The UGA AD called and said they already gave you more bathrooms and got rid of the doo-doo ice.  What more could you need?

Widening the hallways behind the south stands would be a good start!!

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