Yer pal, EaglesOfToastCrooters just fixt up a cup of danger coffee

[Toasty B]

[Tomato Sandwich]

IDKWTFFTI

[Toasty B]

IDKWTFFTI

that's because yer not drinking danger coffee

[Tomato Sandwich]

IDKWTFFTI

that's because yer not drinking danger coffee

Coffee is nasty, I only drink tea

[Toasty B]

IDKWTFFTI

that's because yer not drinking danger coffee

Coffee is nasty, I only drink tea

Danger tea could be fixt if'n one were so reclined

[JC-DAWG83]

IDKWTFFTI

that's because yer not drinking danger coffee

Coffee is nasty, I only drink tea

I've never been a coffee drinker either.  I like coffee flavored stuff like ice cream or candy, but I don't care for coffee as a drink.  I don't really like hot drinks in general.

[DawgNatty]

IDKWTFFTI

that's because yer not drinking danger coffee

Coffee is nasty, I only drink tea

This could explain some things!!

[Tomato Sandwich]

IDKWTFFTI

that's because yer not drinking danger coffee

Coffee is nasty, I only drink tea

This could explain some things!!

That you regularly have bad breath? 

[DawgNatty]

IDKWTFFTI

that's because yer not drinking danger coffee

Coffee is nasty, I only drink tea

This could explain some things!!

That you regularly have bad breath? 

Nah, that wasn’t what I was thinking.    I only drink coffee early and probably brush my teeth more than the average person.    Wouldn’t think tea breath is any better than coffee breath.

[Tomato Sandwich]

that's because yer not drinking danger coffee

Coffee is nasty, I only drink tea

This could explain some things!!

That you regularly have bad breath? 

Nah, that wasn’t what I was thinking.    I only drink coffee early and probably brush my teeth more than the average person.    Wouldn’t think tea breath is any better than coffee breath.

Oh, much worse. Tea doesn't smell like shit.

[DawgNatty]

Coffee is nasty, I only drink tea

This could explain some things!!

That you regularly have bad breath? 

Nah, that wasn’t what I was thinking.    I only drink coffee early and probably brush my teeth more than the average person.    Wouldn’t think tea breath is any better than coffee breath.

Oh, much worse. Tea doesn't smell like shit.

I like tea.    But, I’m also a coffee drinker.    I don’t feel the need to criticize something just because I don’t like it.

[Tomato Sandwich]

This could explain some things!!

That you regularly have bad breath? 

Nah, that wasn’t what I was thinking.    I only drink coffee early and probably brush my teeth more than the average person.    Wouldn’t think tea breath is any better than coffee breath.

Oh, much worse. Tea doesn't smell like shit.

I like tea.    But, I’m also a coffee drinker.    I don’t feel the need to criticize something just because I don’t like it.

My schnoz don't lie, Dawg N. But please enjoy