Beam me up Scottie--there is no intelligent life club tie wearing down here.

[Shootist Comitatus]

I had to deploy hair extensions, reshape my eyebrows, wear a COVID mask, and speak in foreign tongues to sneak into Butts-Mehre and then the Jackson Street rabbit hole to check on our fearless leaders recently. Being 'band' from a place I helped pay for is a downer.

I can Nick Shirley report that there is much pearl-clutching, Bible thumping, hand wringing, and muttered vulgarities over our anemic, almost DOA, 13th place recruiting this June.

Sweet Jesus, give me strength and patience and HURRY!

[Tomato Sandwich]

Clip-in, tape-in, or hand tied?

You seem like a hand tied sort of gal - no skimping!

[Toasty B]

Clip-in, tape-in, or hand tied? 

You seem like a hand tied sort of gal - no skimping!

Artist: Deftones
Album: White Pony
Song: Feiticeira
2000

Lyrics:
Stop I'm drunk
But I'm off my knees
The police stopped chasing
I'm her new cool meat
She pops the trunk
And she removes me
And a machine that takes
Pictures of us

Now my jaw and my teeth hurt
I'm choking from gnawing on the ball
And just before I come to move to
The back of the car she makes me
Touch the machine

New murderer
First untie me
Untie me for now
You said you would, right?
And you were right
(Soon I'll let you go)
Soon this will be all over
Well I hope soon

She sang
(Soon I'll let you go)
So she sang
(Soon I'll let you go)