Hello, I'm a sworn Deputy Sheriff and I am here to "Protect & Serve"

[Shootist Comitatus]

First, I will shoot your two dogs. Second, I will shoot you in the foot.

Third, I will pressure you, try to extort you, and then, as I learned from my FBI pals, I will Frighten, Bully, and Intimidate.

Welcome to sophisticated Fairborn.