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Chaos At Oscars As Chris Hansen Appears On Stage
ENTERTAINMENT·Feb 10, 2020 · BabylonBee.com
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - The Oscars broke out into chaos and panic as Chris Hansen of To Catch a Predator fame suddenly appeared on the stage.
Actors, producers, and directors all scrambled to find the exit, screaming in terror as the former Dateline NBC host popped out of the scenery.
"Why don't you all just have a seat right there?" Hansen said sternly as he stared at the audience, a look of disapproval and disgust plastered on his face.
Several celebrities escaped into the lobby and attempted to bash through the glass doors of the building, but Hansen was too quick for them, leaning in their way and blocking their path. "Going somewhere?" he asked. "I just want to have a talk about the way you're preying on women and other innocent people. Let's sit down and have a little chat."
Panicked actors climbed to the roof of the building and escaped by way of their waiting private jets and helicopters, though each was horrified to see their pilot turn around and reveal himself to be Chris Hansen.
"Let's have a little talk," he said as they screamed in terror.
ENTERTAINMENT·Feb 10, 2020 · BabylonBee.com
HOLLYWOOD, CA - The Oscars broke out into chaos and panic as Chris Hansen of To Catch a Predator fame suddenly appeared on the stage.
Actors, producers, and directors all scrambled to find the exit, screaming in terror as the former Dateline NBC host popped out of the scenery.
"Why don't you all just have a seat right there?" Hansen said sternly as he stared at the audience, a look of disapproval and disgust plastered on his face.
Several celebrities escaped into the lobby and attempted to bash through the glass doors of the building, but Hansen was too quick for them, leaning in their way and blocking their path. "Going somewhere?" he asked. "I just want to have a talk about the way you're preying on women and other innocent people. Let's sit down and have a little chat."
Panicked actors climbed to the roof of the building and escaped by way of their waiting private jets and helicopters, though each was horrified to see their pilot turn around and reveal himself to be Chris Hansen.
"Let's have a little talk," he said as they screamed in terror.
John 14:6
Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me."
1 Timothy 2:5-6
For there is one God, and one mediator also between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, who gave Himself as a ransom for all, the witness for this proper time.
Acts 4:12
And there is salvation in no one else; for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must be saved.”
Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me."
1 Timothy 2:5-6
For there is one God, and one mediator also between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, who gave Himself as a ransom for all, the witness for this proper time.
Acts 4:12
And there is salvation in no one else; for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must be saved.”
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