04-08-2024, 12:50 PM
Unclear If Guy Next To You In Church Nailing Cool Harmony Or Just Singing Way Off Key
CHURCH·Apr 6, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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LEXINGTON, KY - Local man Jared Stanton found himself increasingly unsure whether the guy next to him in church was crushing a complex harmony or just singing horribly off key.
"First he was a third-octave up, then a full octave, then he just lost me completely," said Stanton. "Either he's a remarkably talented professional choral singer or totally tone deaf."
According to sources, Stanton noticed his pew neighbor had strayed from the melody shortly after launching into "How Great Thou Art". Though the verse sounded pleasing enough, by the chorus it became progressively unclear if Stanton's neighbor was truly going for complex resolving dissonance or was painfully off key. "It just sounded really weird. Maybe I'm not musically inclined enough to appreciate such intricate harmony," wondered Stanton. "Or maybe he's really terrible at singing."
At publishing time, Stanton's neighbor had either begun singing a complicated new rendition of the male part for "I Surrender All" or suffered a terrible seizure.
CHURCH·Apr 6, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
LEXINGTON, KY - Local man Jared Stanton found himself increasingly unsure whether the guy next to him in church was crushing a complex harmony or just singing horribly off key.
"First he was a third-octave up, then a full octave, then he just lost me completely," said Stanton. "Either he's a remarkably talented professional choral singer or totally tone deaf."
According to sources, Stanton noticed his pew neighbor had strayed from the melody shortly after launching into "How Great Thou Art". Though the verse sounded pleasing enough, by the chorus it became progressively unclear if Stanton's neighbor was truly going for complex resolving dissonance or was painfully off key. "It just sounded really weird. Maybe I'm not musically inclined enough to appreciate such intricate harmony," wondered Stanton. "Or maybe he's really terrible at singing."
At publishing time, Stanton's neighbor had either begun singing a complicated new rendition of the male part for "I Surrender All" or suffered a terrible seizure.
John 14:6
Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me."
1 Timothy 2:5-6
For there is one God, and one mediator also between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, who gave Himself as a ransom for all, the witness for this proper time.
Acts 4:12
And there is salvation in no one else; for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must be saved.”
Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me."
1 Timothy 2:5-6
For there is one God, and one mediator also between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, who gave Himself as a ransom for all, the witness for this proper time.
Acts 4:12
And there is salvation in no one else; for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must be saved.”
