A few observations from Augusta National Golf Club today….

[Bean Counter]

1. Sucks Harmon won’t make the cut. We followed him for a few holes. Such a nice guy and someone finds a way to compete with the long bombers.

2. The MILF talent her is extraordinary. Always had been, but seems even more loaded this weekend

3. Saw someone piss Sergio off on his way to the range. Not sure what they said, I’m assuming it was a LIV comment, and it instantly ruffled his feathers. Love it. What a prick.

4. I’m still uncomfortable with “attendants” in a rest room, especially if you have to pinch one. Which I did, which brings me to question 5

5. Why does some poop come out as a straight log and every one in a while it comes out in a perfect curvy representation of your colon? Love when that happens, but how? And why?

6. Pimento cheese sandwich’s just look nasty. Can’t imagine what they taste like

7. SEE #2 again. Wow.

[Creed]

JMU style creeper pics or there were no milfs.

[Toasty B]

I anyone can outfox Auggy Nats it's JMU

[dncdawg]

lol.  My nephew had an encounter with a bathroom attendant in the urinal shack on the south end of the par 3 course.  He said he was using the oddball urinal that's there on the corner without a wall on one side and the attendant posted up right there with a mop and bucket and the dude was bent over with his head a few inches from my nephew's groin.  

Also, I was disappointed in the one pimento cheese I ate this year.  it wasn't as good as I remembered it.  May have just been the one I had, but it was enough of a turn off that I passed on it the rest of the day.

[DawgWood]

As for number five, I'd say that's based on density. The denser, the straighter.

[Toasty B]

It sure sounded dense but not very straight.

[McDonoughDawg]

Jalapeño Palmetto Pimento Cheese is the best...but I won't turn down any of it.

I'm sure the attendants have heard it all.

[E.CobbDawg]

Thanks for the heads up…I’ll pass on the pimento and just have the BBQ Saturday….will have my hade on a swivel for the other thang you mentioned…

[Dawgalways]

There's a local version here in Alaska called Kenai Dip.

https://www.adn.com/alaska-life/food-dri...op-eating/


As for pimento cheese in general, the only way to have a burger at the Varsity is a pimento cheese burger.