Y'all have those ED radio commercials where they say

[DawgWood]

"Guaranteed results, even before you leave the office "?

Wtf you sposta do with that thing if it's ready to go right there?

[dncdawg]

Bahaha.  I have wondered that myself.  It's a regular ad on the Cumulus stations in metro Atlanta. 

You just have to hang out until you can walk out without running the risk of becoming a predator?

[ugafan49]

LOL.