Humpindawg Bone in Prime Ribeye

[Todd]

Let get to room temperature. Beat the fuck out of it with a rolling pin. Add 2 cups salt per steak. Pinch of pepper. Empty a bottle of Dales Seasoning and let marinate for 6 hours. Beat the fuck out of it again. Pour some liquid smoke on it. High heat 600 degrees on a green egg. Put shit on grill. Vents 50 percent. 2 minutes. Flip. 2 minutes. Close all vents. 4 minutes in closed down egg. Pull off grill. Beat the fuck out of it for 10 minutes. Kick the dog. Eat.