Rumors out there that Sark's wife was hooking up with horns

[Toasty B]

https://sports.yahoo.com/texas-football-...ccounter=1

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Rumors she pulled a Mrs. Mullen and hooked some horns.  Also rumors he was urbaning around campus.

[JC-DAWG83]

There is a David Allen Coe song Sark should have listened to.

[Toasty B]

and she should have watched Pee Wee's Big Adventure 

[DawgNatty]

JC - I know that song you're referring to. I've got a bad feeling she ain't the first...

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Would also add that marrying women named after hair care products is probably an on ramp to the highway of desruction.

[Rogasingingdawg]

Disgusting but not surprising by either. Lots of unfaithful spouses in the world today.

Wouldn't be news or rumor mill fodder if it wasn't for his position.

[Toasty B]

Best news would be it's a distraction from preparing for the DotD

[DawgsGoneWild]

Sounds like he needs a drink

[cc dawg]

Was that part of the NIL package?

[McDonoughDawg]

So what’s the song I’m not remembering?

[Rogasingingdawg]

LOL!  

[GriffWoody]

Wait, her name is Loreal? As in the makeup company? Some jokes write themselves.

[Toasty B]

quality