Rumors out there that Sark's wife was hooking up with horns

[Toasty B]

https://sports.yahoo.com/texas-football-...ccounter=1

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Rumors she pulled a Mrs. Mullen and hooked some horns.  Also rumors he was urbaning around campus.

[JC-DAWG83]

There is a David Allen Coe song Sark should have listened to.

[Toasty B]

There is a David Allen Coe song Sark should have listened to.

and she should have watched Pee Wee's Big Adventure 

[DawgNatty]

JC - I know that song you're referring to. I've got a bad feeling she ain't the first...

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Would also add that marrying women named after hair care products is probably an on ramp to the highway of desruction.

[Rogasingingdawg]

Disgusting but not surprising by either. Lots of unfaithful spouses in the world today.

Wouldn't be news or rumor mill fodder if it wasn't for his position.

[Toasty B]

Disgusting but not surprising by either.  Lots of unfaithful spouses in the world today.

Wouldn't be news or rumor mill fodder if it wasn't for his position.

Best news would be it's a distraction from preparing for the DotD

[DawgsGoneWild]

Sounds like he needs a drink

[cc dawg]

Was that part of the NIL package?

[McDonoughDawg]

So what’s the song I’m not remembering?

[Rogasingingdawg]

Sounds like he needs a drink

LOL!  

[GriffWoody]

Wait, her name is Loreal? As in the makeup company? Some jokes write themselves.

[Toasty B]

Was that part of the NIL package?

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