It’s Christmas, find something better to do today.

[DawgSong]

Figure your shit out Dawgs.

The internet is designed to RUIN your life.

Reconnect with tradition, family, Christ, gifting, receiving, doing better, being better, getting drunk, being a gentleman to the ladies in the lingerie stores and being called a pervert, you know….stop HIDING behind the computer, distracting yourself, when you have life worth living.

Merry Christmas you f-ing Dawgs, you are the gift that keeps on giving, not quite as fun as getting herpes, more of a burden than anything really, one of those gifts you give someone that requires effort and gives little joy in return, but without you, I’d have no purpose and would be forced to More Chillin’, which is what you should be doing this Christmas.

Merry Christmas To All and here are some changing room ho ho ho's.