Retirement advise needed. Since I’m new at this

[plumrdawg]

I’m gonna have to lean on some of you professional retirees to guide me. My wife asked me this morning what were my plans for the week. I told her that on Wednesday I have to roll the trash can out to the curb for pickup. Now it’s approximately 120 yards from where we keep the can to the curb, so my question is this. is that too much work for one day or should I haul it halfway on Tuesday?

[Swad]

Don't put a bandaid on this mofo. Call the man.

[Concourse E]

seriously, that's what illegal immigrants are for.

[Smokindawg]

Buy a utv or a sise by side to haul it

[Rogasingingdawg]

The more you do, the more you’ll have to do. 

[JimDandyDawg]

You should definitely pay a company $15/ month to deodorize your cans. But here’s the most important thing. What is your favorite lunch spot? And do they know your regular? Do you have a checkers opponent scheduled for the rest of the week?

[ugafan49]

tell her you already have plans.

[LandDawg]

Best part for me has been having zero employees.

[McDonoughDawg]

Get you one of these

[gulfportdawg]

I bought a golf cart for that sort of stuff. That, and other things.

[ToccoaDog]

Pace yourself.