Had to dump my CPA--prices skyrocketed -dang

[Shootist Comitatus]

"I have considered your offer to provide continuing accountancy services with boundless enthusiasm. If we were to accept your proffer, it would be impossible for us to ever accept any professional work of a lower standard. And as it is unthinkable that in the next many years, we shall find your work's equal, we are, to our regret, compelled to fail to accept your excellent and flattering proposal and to implore you to overlook our short-sightedness and timidity.

With apologies and warmest regards,"

Appears they did not like my kind memo...