Someone much like this walked into my gym

[Shootist Comitatus]

this morning. She is a trainer whom I gave a free membership to four years ago. She brings in several new members every month who sign up with us. She is worth her weight plus some.

We had not bumped into each other in several months. She asked me how business was, then asked if I was retired yet. I said I still work a little, and I am legally 77 now. She is 42 and appears to be about 30. Perfect posture, great complexion, great eyes, and teeth. Really feminine and toned up.

She said her husband, a jerk of a paramedic, had moved out. No kids. She told me she likes mature men. She hinted and flirted, and I felt as if I were being played. Somehow, I did not care.

Finally, I said, "WTF! Who am I to say no, thank you anyway, ma'am."

Yeah, I know...this is risky business. We will see...

Not her, but quite similar.



ADVICE?

[FeralDawg]

this morning. She is a trainer whom I gave a free membership to four years ago. She brings in several new members every month who sign up with us. She is worth her weight plus some.

We had not bumped into each other in several months. She asked me how business was, then asked if I was retired yet. I said I still work a little, and I am legally 77 now. She is 42 and appears to be about 30. Perfect posture, great complexion, great eyes, and teeth. Really feminine and toned up.

She said her husband, a jerk of a paramedic, had moved out. No kids. She told me she likes mature men. She hinted and flirted, and I felt as if I were being played. Somehow, I did not care.

Finally, I said, "WTF! Who am I to say no, thank you anyway, ma'am."

Yeah, I know...this is risky business. We will see...

Not her, but quite similar.



ADVICE?

Hit & Quit. Unless it's a dude. Don't hit that.

[JC-DAWG83]

She's looking for a Sugar Daddy.

[Toasty B]

this morning. She is a trainer whom I gave a free membership to four years ago. She brings in several new members every month who sign up with us. She is worth her weight plus some.

We had not bumped into each other in several months. She asked me how business was, then asked if I was retired yet. I said I still work a little, and I am legally 77 now. She is 42 and appears to be about 30. Perfect posture, great complexion, great eyes, and teeth. Really feminine and toned up.

She said her husband, a jerk of a paramedic, had moved out. No kids. She told me she likes mature men. She hinted and flirted, and I felt as if I were being played. Somehow, I did not care.

Finally, I said, "WTF! Who am I to say no, thank you anyway, ma'am."

Yeah, I know...this is risky business. We will see...

Not her, but quite similar.



ADVICE?

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quit spamming the board with fake BS is my humble advice

[deathdawg]

That may fly over on BlueSky but not here.

[Shootist Comitatus]

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this morning. She is a trainer whom I gave a free membership to four years ago. She brings in several new members every month who sign up with us. She is worth her weight plus some.

We had not bumped into each other in several months. She asked me how business was, then asked if I was retired yet. I said I still work a little, and I am legally 77 now. She is 42 and appears to be about 30. Perfect posture, great complexion, great eyes, and teeth. Really feminine and toned up.

She said her husband, a jerk of a paramedic, had moved out. No kids. She told me she likes mature men. She hinted and flirted, and I felt as if I were being played. Somehow, I did not care.

Finally, I said, "WTF! Who am I to say no, thank you anyway, ma'am."

Yeah, I know...this is risky business. We will see...

Not her, but quite similar.

Do the voices you hear in your head ever speak a foreign language?

[Toasty B]

this morning. She is a trainer whom I gave a free membership to four years ago. She brings in several new members every month who sign up with us. She is worth her weight plus some.

We had not bumped into each other in several months. She asked me how business was, then asked if I was retired yet. I said I still work a little, and I am legally 77 now. She is 42 and appears to be about 30. Perfect posture, great complexion, great eyes, and teeth. Really feminine and toned up.

She said her husband, a jerk of a paramedic, had moved out. No kids. She told me she likes mature men. She hinted and flirted, and I felt as if I were being played. Somehow, I did not care.

Finally, I said, "WTF! Who am I to say no, thank you anyway, ma'am."

Yeah, I know...this is risky business. We will see...

Not her, but quite similar.

Do the voices you hear in your head ever speak a foreign language?

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do yours say what mine says

[Rogasingingdawg]

We have a few who look this good and dress similarly for their workouts.
We have dozens, if not hundreds, who do not look anything close to this.
Many who should stay away from the spandex aisle when shopping for workout clothing until they drop 50 to 100 lbs.