I wonder what that's all about?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Did you know that 6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Happy

LOL, I was actually thinking this this morning.....

Why do you drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?

AKHOTD does it yet again. This place has to have its own gravitational pull.

What makes teflon stick to the pan?

Why is there braille on the buttons of a drive up ATM?

(06-10-2024, 07:58 AM)Replying to dncdawg Why is their braille on the buttons of a drive up ATM?

Actually, this one is very simple if you've watched the folks around here drive.  Blindness is one of the ONLY explanations.

(06-09-2024, 08:52 PM)Replying to RockmartDawg I wonder what that's all about?
 

and nobody is ever just combobulated

Why are a pair of gloves two items, a pair of shoes two items, a pair of candlesticks two items but a pair of pants one item?

RockmartDawgI wonder what that's all about?

Obviously, the hokey pokey

Also, have never met a gruntled employee

(06-10-2024, 08:53 AM)Replying to ToccoaDog RockmartDawgI wonder what that's all about?

Obviously, the hokey pokey

And to think that I've been singing that all my life... and right there it was.

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(06-10-2024, 11:29 AM)Replying to Zolotisty Also, have never met a gruntled employee

That's a good point. That said... I guess that when we're having a conversation with our supervisor, manager, even a colleague, and they ask how we're doing, just tell them we are really gruntled today, just great. They should logically understand. I just never thought of that, though.

"I'm completely and perfectly gruntled and whelmed. Life's great."

RockmartDawgI wonder what that's all about?

Obviously, the hokey pokey

(06-10-2024, 05:02 PM)Replying to ToccoaDog RockmartDawgI wonder what that's all about?

Obviously, the hokey pokey

"And turn yourself around...." 

Gruntled and whelmed is what that's all about!