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Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?
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I wonder what that's all about?

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John 14:6

Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me."

1 Timothy 2:5-6

For there is one God, and one mediator also between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, who gave Himself as a ransom for all, the witness for this proper time.

Acts 4:12

And there is salvation in no one else; for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must be saved.”
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#2
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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#3
Did you know that 6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Happy
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#4
LOL, I was actually thinking this this morning.....
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#5
Why do you drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?
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#6
AKHOTD does it yet again. This place has to have its own gravitational pull.

What makes teflon stick to the pan?
John 14:6

Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me."

1 Timothy 2:5-6

For there is one God, and one mediator also between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, who gave Himself as a ransom for all, the witness for this proper time.

Acts 4:12

And there is salvation in no one else; for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must be saved.”
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#7
Why is there braille on the buttons of a drive up ATM?
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#8
(06-10-2024, 07:58 AM)Replying to dncdawg

Actually, this one is very simple if you've watched the folks around here drive.  Blindness is one of the ONLY explanations.
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#9
(06-09-2024, 08:52 PM)Replying to RockmartDawg
and nobody is ever just combobulated
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#10
Why are a pair of gloves two items, a pair of shoes two items, a pair of candlesticks two items but a pair of pants one item?
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#11
RockmartDawgI wonder what that's all about?

Obviously, the hokey pokey
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#12
Also, have never met a gruntled employee
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#13
(06-10-2024, 08:53 AM)Replying to ToccoaDog

And to think that I've been singing that all my life... and right there it was.

(06-10-2024, 11:29 AM)Replying to Zolotisty

That's a good point. That said... I guess that when we're having a conversation with our supervisor, manager, even a colleague, and they ask how we're doing, just tell them we are really gruntled today, just great. They should logically understand. I just never thought of that, though.

"I'm completely and perfectly gruntled and whelmed. Life's great."

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John 14:6

Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me."

1 Timothy 2:5-6

For there is one God, and one mediator also between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, who gave Himself as a ransom for all, the witness for this proper time.

Acts 4:12

And there is salvation in no one else; for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must be saved.”
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RockmartDawgI wonder what that's all about?

Obviously, the hokey pokey
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#15
(06-10-2024, 05:02 PM)Replying to ToccoaDog

"And turn yourself around...." 

Gruntled and whelmed is what that's all about!
John 14:6

Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me."

1 Timothy 2:5-6

For there is one God, and one mediator also between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, who gave Himself as a ransom for all, the witness for this proper time.

Acts 4:12

And there is salvation in no one else; for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must be saved.”
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