I know if my wife's best friend showed me her thigh highs, one of two things would

[40 Watt]

happen.

I'd die or her friend would die. But for sure, someone's blood would be shed. 

[Calhoun K9]

happen.

I'd die or her friend would die. But for sure, someone's blood would be shed. 

They both modeled them for me. Her friend, who yes, is hot, is her bestie for 30+ years. She knows nothing would ever happen. Her friend just got divorced, so we are both trying to build her confidence back up. She has some leftover weight from having children, but otherwise is a tall, tan, cool as shit, bankruptcy attorney. A great Mom with about a 7 golf handicap (she was on scholarship at Rhodes College back in the day). Her husband is a complete and total dumbass. We don’t know why he left but suspect another woman. ISH? Yes. And DAMN did she look good in those thigh highs. Modeled with running short on, unfortunately. But still. ?

[Toasty B]

happen.

I'd die or her friend would die. But for sure, someone's blood would be shed. 

Brah, I'm totally not buying into to yer no personal attacks policy.  Sorry.

[40 Watt]

I would not be the killer in that situation, I'd be the one getting killed.

[Toasty B]

I would not be the killer in that situation, I'd be the one getting killed.

[Smokindawg]

happen.

I'd die or her friend would die. But for sure, someone's blood would be shed. 

[Toasty B]

happen.

I'd die or her friend would die. But for sure, someone's blood would be shed. 

speak up, we can't hear you

[GAinLA]

happen.

I'd die or her friend would die. But for sure, someone's blood would be shed. 

They both modeled them for me. Her friend, who yes, is hot, is her bestie for 30+ years. She knows nothing would ever happen. Her friend just got divorced, so we are both trying to build her confidence back up. She has some leftover weight from having children, but otherwise is a tall, tan, cool as shit, bankruptcy attorney. A great Mom with about a 7 golf handicap (she was on scholarship at Rhodes College back in the day). Her husband is a complete and total dumbass. We don’t know why he left but suspect another woman. ISH? Yes. And DAMN did she look good in those thigh highs. Modeled with running short on, unfortunately. But still. ?

Give her my number.

[Toasty B]

happen.

I'd die or her friend would die. But for sure, someone's blood would be shed. 

They both modeled them for me. Her friend, who yes, is hot, is her bestie for 30+ years. She knows nothing would ever happen. Her friend just got divorced, so we are both trying to build her confidence back up. She has some leftover weight from having children, but otherwise is a tall, tan, cool as shit, bankruptcy attorney. A great Mom with about a 7 golf handicap (she was on scholarship at Rhodes College back in the day). Her husband is a complete and total dumbass. We don’t know why he left but suspect another woman. ISH? Yes. And DAMN did she look good in those thigh highs. Modeled with running short on, unfortunately. But still. ?

Give her my number.

same numbers as whole lotta Rosie