Dawgs, normally I am the toxic male gaze that girls have decided exists and that they’ve been coded to dress for, in that I go into the grocery store produce section in the middle of summer, ideally on a rainy day and stare at all the hard nipples…
So normally, I am the guy staring at the tits so that girls feel like someone is watching them and get uncomfortable so that they cover the tits….but today, things worked out differently at the local Mexi market......
A girl was walking through the aisles hugging her flour tortillas like they were her security blanket, a teddybear or something precious and dear to her…we all like burritos bitch, but you’re being weird with that tortilla….maybe she’s like the kind of girl who fucks produce, or the guy who fucks car exhausts, or bike seats without seats…which is my DJ NAME….BIKE SEAT WITHOUT SEATS…subscribe to my soundcloud…
Dawgs, as it turns out she had giant tits and GIANT nipples, that even with her bra on needed to be covered for her comfort, without even being creeped on by my male gaze…
The only reason I knew she had epic tits is because she forgot something when at the cash and ran to get it…forgetting her trusty tortilla shield…letting the big tits with hard nipples flop in all their glory…kinda defeating the whole being modest about the tits earlier in the shopping experience, clearly trying to build up to that glorious pivotal moment…
So normally, I am the guy staring at the tits so that girls feel like someone is watching them and get uncomfortable so that they cover the tits….but today, things worked out differently at the local Mexi market......
A girl was walking through the aisles hugging her flour tortillas like they were her security blanket, a teddybear or something precious and dear to her…we all like burritos bitch, but you’re being weird with that tortilla….maybe she’s like the kind of girl who fucks produce, or the guy who fucks car exhausts, or bike seats without seats…which is my DJ NAME….BIKE SEAT WITHOUT SEATS…subscribe to my soundcloud…
Dawgs, as it turns out she had giant tits and GIANT nipples, that even with her bra on needed to be covered for her comfort, without even being creeped on by my male gaze…
The only reason I knew she had epic tits is because she forgot something when at the cash and ran to get it…forgetting her trusty tortilla shield…letting the big tits with hard nipples flop in all their glory…kinda defeating the whole being modest about the tits earlier in the shopping experience, clearly trying to build up to that glorious pivotal moment…