At this point I am not unlike a baboon

[Law]

rectum all hanging outside my body for everyone to see. Honestly a maxi pad might not be a bad idea.

[Tomato Sandwich]

Don't go flinging feces on any family. Unless they are UT fans

[Shadrach]

You're gonna feel better when it stops hurting. Maybe some merthiolate would soothe your wound?

[Rogasingingdawg]

Had a friend had them burned off by a Proctologist.

Pain gone in a week.

[ugafan49]

soak in hot as you can stand it with epson salt.

[Law]

I tried tub soaks. Ain’t got no espn salt. Can I substitute kosher salt ?

[Smokindawg]

Terrible for an idiot ur sge