9 hours ago
Ghosts Post:
Chad's War room i his best EVER..........however.......
whil he i right that Massie might favor Bam ever so slightly, the tide has shot their wad!
See, Massie went down there with momma in mid aug with momma....got te full 411. And while isnot official it looks like 75% sure te better!
Anf Toby, a mjor extrovertis in his hear......and momma leves CMR, fr word is she toguht saben too pushed, sort, sically Saben.
s when CMR ad SS go all out, shows he is the missing link will give us the Dminaring RT
Also, forget Amle to ba,a bs.
He is a Dawg, will be as soon as we offer just like Whittaker.
That is the power of he 'G'! 2 out of 3 commit beofre siging day! Gt Sameul-Tyson in '08, Abry and smit(matter of ime) in '09 snf of cousr Whittaker/Sbles""!
Its the way of e 'G'!!!!!
What we need to focus on that supesta S from Newman who is thbest since Sean Jones!
Dawgs or Die!!!
Saxon then did a translation for all the rest of us because it made literally no sense:
Saxondawg's post
Ghost Decoder ring gives me this translation:
In reference to the current essay in the series entitled "War Room," Mr. Chad Simmons has provided us with solid and engrossing ruminations upon the state of personnel enhancement on the football squad we cherish. However, I must proffer certain conditional provisos.
Yes, we must compunctiously acknowledge the reality that friend Massie harbors within his heart of hearts a native preference for the Crimson Tide. Narrow and tenuous this attachment must certainly be, even as Saban's minions have expended all due diligence and influence within their pragmatic capabilities. Consider with me the vicissitudes of a recruitment saga laden with ominous portents.
In the midst of August's sweltering late summer onslaught, Young Massie and his dear matriarch traversed the countryside for an informative and illuminating sojourn within the confines of Tuscaloosa, freely sampling its educational and recreational enhancements thereof. Mother Massie, we are informed, felt that the estimable Chairman Saban exceeded the limits of common etiquette in his aggressive ploys to secure a connection to the heart and mind of her precious son. Our own Mark Richt, on the other hand, played every correct note in the fragile symphony of relational harmony. Thus, as the boorish commander from Alabama gnashes his teeth in frustration, we infer hopefully, if not with abject assurance, that fine progress has been made toward the addition of this man-child to our menagerie of athletic competence.
When the venerable head football coach of the nation's oldest state-chartered university, along with his hell-for-leather assistant for offensive line excellence, combine their efforts, victory cannot be far from our eager grasp.
In accordance with these reflections, recall that (indecipherable) (indecipherable). Friend Massie can be categorized in the canine column, as will friend Whittaker, upon the occasion of formal scholarship oblations.
This, my beloved compadres, represents the profound plenipotentiary omnipotence of the letter G, in that our fine program might indeed secure two of a possible three roster reservations prior to Signing Day. Contemplate Samuel and Tyson in the year 2008; the inevitability of Abry and Smit in 2009, neither should we be unmindful of Whittaker nor (Ables?). All praise to the hallowed seventh letter of the Latin alphabet!
Let me close this recitation by sincerely exhorting all those whose allegiances are to the Red and the Black, to expend mental and cranial vibrations through the aether toward the talented safety from Newman who is assuredly Sean Jones incarnate.
Canine affiliation or abject dissolution!
Damn! we had some fun BITD!!!
Chad's War room i his best EVER..........however.......
whil he i right that Massie might favor Bam ever so slightly, the tide has shot their wad!
See, Massie went down there with momma in mid aug with momma....got te full 411. And while isnot official it looks like 75% sure te better!
Anf Toby, a mjor extrovertis in his hear......and momma leves CMR, fr word is she toguht saben too pushed, sort, sically Saben.
s when CMR ad SS go all out, shows he is the missing link will give us the Dminaring RT
Also, forget Amle to ba,a bs.
He is a Dawg, will be as soon as we offer just like Whittaker.
That is the power of he 'G'! 2 out of 3 commit beofre siging day! Gt Sameul-Tyson in '08, Abry and smit(matter of ime) in '09 snf of cousr Whittaker/Sbles""!
Its the way of e 'G'!!!!!
What we need to focus on that supesta S from Newman who is thbest since Sean Jones!
Dawgs or Die!!!
Saxon then did a translation for all the rest of us because it made literally no sense:
Saxondawg's post
Ghost Decoder ring gives me this translation:
In reference to the current essay in the series entitled "War Room," Mr. Chad Simmons has provided us with solid and engrossing ruminations upon the state of personnel enhancement on the football squad we cherish. However, I must proffer certain conditional provisos.
Yes, we must compunctiously acknowledge the reality that friend Massie harbors within his heart of hearts a native preference for the Crimson Tide. Narrow and tenuous this attachment must certainly be, even as Saban's minions have expended all due diligence and influence within their pragmatic capabilities. Consider with me the vicissitudes of a recruitment saga laden with ominous portents.
In the midst of August's sweltering late summer onslaught, Young Massie and his dear matriarch traversed the countryside for an informative and illuminating sojourn within the confines of Tuscaloosa, freely sampling its educational and recreational enhancements thereof. Mother Massie, we are informed, felt that the estimable Chairman Saban exceeded the limits of common etiquette in his aggressive ploys to secure a connection to the heart and mind of her precious son. Our own Mark Richt, on the other hand, played every correct note in the fragile symphony of relational harmony. Thus, as the boorish commander from Alabama gnashes his teeth in frustration, we infer hopefully, if not with abject assurance, that fine progress has been made toward the addition of this man-child to our menagerie of athletic competence.
When the venerable head football coach of the nation's oldest state-chartered university, along with his hell-for-leather assistant for offensive line excellence, combine their efforts, victory cannot be far from our eager grasp.
In accordance with these reflections, recall that (indecipherable) (indecipherable). Friend Massie can be categorized in the canine column, as will friend Whittaker, upon the occasion of formal scholarship oblations.
This, my beloved compadres, represents the profound plenipotentiary omnipotence of the letter G, in that our fine program might indeed secure two of a possible three roster reservations prior to Signing Day. Contemplate Samuel and Tyson in the year 2008; the inevitability of Abry and Smit in 2009, neither should we be unmindful of Whittaker nor (Ables?). All praise to the hallowed seventh letter of the Latin alphabet!
Let me close this recitation by sincerely exhorting all those whose allegiances are to the Red and the Black, to expend mental and cranial vibrations through the aether toward the talented safety from Newman who is assuredly Sean Jones incarnate.
Canine affiliation or abject dissolution!
Damn! we had some fun BITD!!!
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