Dawgs, when it comes to

[DawgSong]

seeing your neighbor nude, it’s probably easier to get a ladder or climb the tree outside her bedroom than it is to stage a fire at 2 am so that she runs out naked in efforts to save herself from the blaze…

The reason being that most often than not, almost 100 percent of the time, the neighbor will face fiery death before running outside naked or even in her underwear….and you’ll potentially get stuck with the repair bill, arrested or at the very least a blown out burnt down kitchen….is it worth it my fellow Dawgs?

SO next time you’re making your frozen waffles after watching neighbor porn, don’t throw try to escalate things…THERE ARE BETTER options…like drilling a hole in her wall, or just knocking on her door to borrow a cup of milk with an erection….

YOU MISS ALL THE SHOTS YOU DON’T TAKE…

Happy Friday and SECC (alice) Eve

[McDonoughDawg]

Nice neighbors

[JC-DAWG83]

It would not do for Alice Eve to be my neighbor. I am certain I would end up in jail.

[Beatledawg]

Dahm, thought you had been banished! Even your threads were missing. Sigh,