Now that Chippy Dip Towers has time on his hands and

[Shootist Comitatus]

poverty on his mind, he can dedicate his wide ace to writing up the Carston Beckton vs. UGA coaches running gun battle over hot child +1 in the city. 

"anger in the shape
Of somethin' wild
Stranger dressed in black
She's a hungry child

No one knows who she is
Or what her name is
I don't know where she came from
Or what her game is

Hot child in the city
Hot child in the city
Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty
Hot child in the city

So young to be loose
And on her own
Young boys, they all want
To take her home

She goes downtown
The boys all stop and stare
When she goes downtown
She walks like she just don't care, yeah

Hot child in the city
Hot child in the city
Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty, yeah

Hot child in the city
Come on down to my place, baby
We'll talk about love
Come on down to my place, woman
We'll make love!

Hot child in the city
(Hot child in the city)
She's kind of dangerous
(Hot child in the city)
Young child
(Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty)
Young child, runnin' wild

Oh!
Hot child
Songwriter: Nick Gilder"

The tome might take some work as his main claim to fame source, Magic Mc, is in a Ponte Vedra frame of mind.

[Toasty B]

have you ever had the username username? or Usey in the Mighty CrownRoom?

there's only two beers left..Guinness are Coors light....your choice?

Neil Diamond or Junior Brown?

[Shootist Comitatus]

have you ever had the username username? or Usey in the Mighty CrownRoom?

there's only two beers left..Guinness are Coors light....your choice?

Neil Diamond or Junior Brown?

"My wife thinks you're dead."

[Toasty B]

have you ever had the username username? or Usey in the Mighty CrownRoom?

there's only two beers left..Guinness are Coors light....your choice?

Neil Diamond or Junior Brown?

"My wife thinks you're dead."

USEY?  Welcome back, bro...

We need some more mighty Crown Roomers in here not that scn has relapsed and DYM is a shell of his former shell self