Great balls of fire, we are in deep kimchee...

[Shootist Comitatus]

An august and venerable observer of several practices and the last scrimmage tells me neither Gunthar Stockbridge nor Rhino Polaski have the accuracy or touch of Cartoon Beckstein.

If that is true, 8-4 may be our high water goal this season.

There was, of course, a veritable plethora of drops by our WRs last year. But I felt many of those were due to our receivers trying to make circus catches of poorly placed passes by Miami Vice's Sonny CrockBeck.

We may require 6'4" wideouts with 80-inch wingspans and catchers' mitt hands to rein in many tosses this fall.

[JC-DAWG83]

Beck was extremely accurate when throwing to defenders. His passes to our WRs, on the other hand, were generally above, behind or below the receiver.

[ugafan49]

The observer has severe cataracts ......Go Dawgs!

[Shootist Comitatus]

The observer has severe cataracts ......Go Dawgs!

Incorrect, Professor; he drives no Cattarack as he prefers Rincon Continentar.

[FeralDawg]

An august and venerable observer of several practices and the last scrimmage tells me neither Gunthar Stockbridge nor Rhino Polaski have the accuracy or touch of Cartoon Beckstein.

If that is true, 8-4 may be our high water goal this season.

There was, of course, a veritable plethora of drops by our WRs last year. But I felt many of those were due to our receivers trying to make circus catches of poorly placed passes by Miami Vice's Sonny CrockBeck.

We may require 6'4" wideouts with 80-inch wingspans and catchers' mitt hands to rein in many tosses this fall.

Kirby already said this season is over. Don't go to the games, don't contribute to the May Hartman fund, just get outside and live.
This whole season is not even worth watching. He's not even taking a paycheck. Don't anyone watch his press conferences?

[FigDawg]

Is Hammar back?

[GriffWoody]

Pack it in, the football program is done. We will never see the glory years of stetquavious benson. May as well shutter the program and give the funds to the equestrian team.

[FeralDawg]

Is Hammar back?

Kirby Hammarsmart.