09-01-2026, 05:58 AM
During sex, Tomato's girlfriend always wants to talk to him; just the other night, she called him from a Motel 6.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Like midgets using a urinal, Joshed & Jury are going to have to stay on their toes.
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
Coach Coley is so pessimistic that if there were an Olympics for pessimism, he wouldn't fancy his chances.
"Laugh, laugh, I thought I'd die
It seemed so funny to me
Laugh, laugh, you met a guy
Who taught you how it feels to be
[Post-Chorus]
Lonely, oh so lonely"
-Beau Brummels
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Like midgets using a urinal, Joshed & Jury are going to have to stay on their toes.
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
Coach Coley is so pessimistic that if there were an Olympics for pessimism, he wouldn't fancy his chances.
"Laugh, laugh, I thought I'd die
It seemed so funny to me
Laugh, laugh, you met a guy
Who taught you how it feels to be
[Post-Chorus]
Lonely, oh so lonely"
-Beau Brummels
